Secret 06 01/08/11

Confession 5!

FAKING MY OWN DEATH

I need to apologize to this boy I had met whilst I was still in school- he was very friendly and rather sweet! He even drove down for my birthday! ^.^ But because I'm not really into the lovey-dovey thing, I tried to end it. Subtly, of course! But he never got the hint, until during Maths my friend Antoinette joked saying that I should fake my own death- AND THATS WHAT I DID!

My time of death was 11:33 am on a Tuesday morning. Location: School. Reason: Steam Roller being dragged by Donkeys.

Enough said, really... He believed me until he either stopped taking drugs or grew him some logic tree's and he texted me saying that he would have dumped me.

:D

Secret 05 01/08/11

Confession five- My first kiss -.-

Okay, so I was maybe 10 or 11 years old, when I had lived in this huge estate with mini estates inside of it. Thats where I had met my friend K-T. Now, K-T and I had met whilst playing at the park inside said estate and since then we became best friends, he had the palest blonde hair that I had ever met and he sort of reminded me of a snowman :)

I remember asking him why his name was a girls name and he explained that they were just shortened because his real name was usually too long to remember, meh worked for me! I was 10, remember? So anyhow one day K-T had to stay late at school for some sort of project or something, so me being the loyal friend had waited at his house with his older brother *Theo. So here we get talking and he suddenly turns to me and says "You, know what? You're not as stupid as I thought you were" I laughed and slightly offended asked him what he meant and he replied "Well, you must be one hell of an idiot to think that K-T is a boy"

I will never forget that day, but because I believed my friend and though that Theo* was just being annoying and a teenager, I ignored him. Later that very week, K-T and I were playing at the park K-T suddenly asked me to kiss him, so feeling chummy I just gave him a quick peck on the lips. VICTORY!

Or so I thought untill Theo asked me around for tea whilst K-T was out shopping, and he showed me K-T's cupboard filled with girls undies and a school skirt.

-.-

-Now playing Katy Perry "I kissed a girl and I liked it"

I never had the guts to see K-T (katie?) again.

Secret o4 01/08/11

Okay, so the previous secrets are a bit... melodramatic.

Heres a bit of comic relief then:

Confession 4!

Sorry dude that I spat in your beer, but the thought of me having your cold sore was just too gross and close for comfort- You should have thought twice before telling everyone that I had gone down on you in the car park- as if!

Secret 03 31/07/11

Confession three.

I lied about being scared of lightning, just so that you could hold me after our fight. Best lie ever. It was the simple glue to fix most cracks, but sadly you just added the water and it all came crumbling apart...

Secret 02 31/07/11

Confession number two- Now you've got to remember, I was very young and still very naive, some could even blame it on the way I was brought up.

When I was 16, I fell in love with a boy named *Patrick- To me, he was my first everything! First kiss, first love, first lover. I wanted to run away with him, have him marry me and give me children. Yes, very silly. But I was back then a bit hopeless and very much in love.

In the end, he left me because of the distance. I was studying, he was working- we just grew apart. After a year and a half, the routine was all that was keeping us together. I never cried. I remained constantly happy just to remind myself that it wouldnt matter in the future, untill obviously it did. Matter, I mean.

Today I blame him in my lack of romantic confidence, yet I have to thank him for waking me up.

Secret 01 - 31/07/11

Alrighty then, I dont have a lot of time to finish these but we'll see how far we get!

Firstly, Kudo's to the site www.6billionsecrets.com for the idea!

Confession one :

I used to cut myself because it was something I could hide from people and never have to confess to- Also never going for obvious places, I chose my upper thighs.